All you who are besieged,
Beleaguered, or beset,
Ostracized, offended,
Or out of time,
Dumped on, distanced,
Or down on your luck,
Forlorn, friendless,
Or a failure,
I offer you this relief:
I pooped my pants today.
-T. Weeks
(A response to “What Place Is Besieged?”)